Robert M. Pacholik

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A hybrid, Fiction/Non-Fiction Short-Story Collection
Six extended length Short Stories of Vietnam based on eyewitness accounts of the men and women who served there in combat.
Action-Adventure Novel set on the Island of Antigua
An offshore American banker tangles with a ruthless gun-runner who wants to kill him, on Antigua.

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CRAB LOUIE: An island Tale of Greed, Lust, and maybe Luv

Jonathan Dirkenson, an American offshore plaque banker (on Antigua), hedges stocks/​bonds and trades currencies.He enjoys rum smoothies, wretched golf, and dallying with Elaine Martell on the moonlit beaches of the island.

Viktor Auguillar, a ruthless gun-runner and smuggler, and Karla Bassah, plan to kill Jonathan and take control of his $650 million bank in the Spring of 1993.

Jonathan calls on former members of the British Royal Marines, Wall Street friends, and media types to expose/​destroy Viktor’s worldwide empire.

Using both noble and larcenous ways, they execute daring plans to thwart Jonathan’s imminent demise.

During his adventures, Jonathan is pursued by: a sadistic French-separatist assassin, a three-man South Philly hit-squad, a disgraced bodyguard to the Indian Raj, an ageing ex-Nazi sniper, and two Algerian tennis champs who kill people with bronze machetes.

And don’t forget killer golf.

Will Jonathan survive long enough to ‘settle-down’ with Elaine? Or?